Sun, 05 Feb 2006
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Jokes
I thought I needed to liven my site up, so I've
got a jokes blog. Post funny jokes here. Animal
jokes most welcome.
Posted 07:20
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4 comments
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tee hee
-why do hummingbirds hum?
because they don't know the words!
-which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
the outside
-why don't they play poker in the jungle?
too many cheetahs
-did you hear about the new breed in pet stores?
they crossed a pitbull with a collie; it bights
ur legs off then goes for help!
ahaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
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what happens when a principal and another
principal cross each other? do not try it!!!!!!!
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What's a frogs favorite drink? Croaka Cola! -
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea! -
(I made this next one up myself) Why are there so
many birds in Iceland? Because they fly in an
get frozen there! )-:
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why shouldn't you wear wool?_____________________
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___________________________________ Even the
sheep know that its BAAAAAAD
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